Live laugh and get tattooed
fashionkillxaz:

😻
otherillusions:

Bright colors

otherillusions:

Bright colors

enemaroberts:

when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af

image

violette-roses:

Take a Chill Pill

violette-roses:

Take a Chill Pill

weowethis:

"Sorry I’m late. I was masturbating and didn’t care to be here."

westerosimatriarchy:

When people say they don’t want their kids ‘influenced’ by seeing homosexuality portrayed on tv, in books, in public, etc, what they’re really saying is ‘if my kid isn’t straight, I want them to be too uneducated to understand so they’ll be forced to stay in the closet and it doesn’t become my responsibility to face things that make me uncomfortable’

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying