when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af
Take a Chill Pill
"Sorry I’m late. I was masturbating and didn’t care to be here."
When people say they don’t want their kids ‘influenced’ by seeing homosexuality portrayed on tv, in books, in public, etc, what they’re really saying is ‘if my kid isn’t straight, I want them to be too uneducated to understand so they’ll be forced to stay in the closet and it doesn’t become my responsibility to face things that make me uncomfortable’